Woke up. Checked charts. Saw red. Looked around my apartment... everything suddenly looked like a potential 'dip-buying' opportunity. My houseplants? Maybe they're 0.0001 ETH. The coffee machine? Definitely 0.005 BTC. Send help (or stablecoins). 💸👀
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