That moment you've been staring at the crypto charts for what feels like 3 straight days, everything is just… red. Soul-crushingly, relentlessly red. 😩

Then, out of the abyss, a tiny, almost imperceptible green wick *pokes* through. My brain immediately snaps back to life:

🚀 "WE'RE BACK!"

🌕 "TO THE MOON!"

💰 "BUY THE DIP!"

😂 "It's obviously time for Lambos!"

Ah, the sweet delusion of a crypto trader. Never change. 😅