Auntie has gone crazy! Soaring 40% in three days, shorts are collectively heading to the rooftop! 🚀

This wave of market action can be called "Auntie’s Revenge"—Pectra just upgraded and raised the staking limit to 2048 ETH, and the doge traders collectively started cheating, resulting in a $438 million short squeeze, turning the market into a "barbecue party" 🔥 (Even the big pancake next door is crying with envy). The whales secretly stocked up a month in advance, and now retail investors rush in only to realize: they are actually the "fuel" 😂

The most exciting part is that on-chain transaction fees have dropped to $0.84, and the retail investors no longer have to "sell a kidney to pay for gas"! But the veterans quietly pulled out the "Rooftop Property Viewing Guide", because the truth in the crypto world is: the crazier the rise, the choice between a fresh face or going into the sea 💸

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