💥 BREAKING: $351M JUST WENT POOF 💥🚨
📉 Longs REKT: $76.33M
📈 Shorts OBLITERATED: $274.71M
💀 Total Market Carnage: $351.04M
🪙 Spot Holders: Still sipping coffee ☕ … untouched.
⚠️ Leverage traders just made the biggest charity donation to the market this week — over $350 MILLION gone in 24 hours.
Moral of the story? The market doesn’t take prisoners… it takes portfolios. 🪦📊
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