Got it — “Asy he chiya or achi si” sounds like you’re mixing English with a South Asian language (maybe Urdu or Punjabi), meaning something like “That’s just how it is” or “That’s the tea, and it’s true.”

So your story reads like a sarcastic, half-joking reality check: the millionaire is basically saying, “Sure, $BANANAS31

can hit $10… but only in the same universe where miracles like self-refilling coffee exist.”

It’s a polite way of saying: don’t bet your rent money on it.