My daily crypto ritual:

6 AM: *Checks portfolio while still half-asleep*... nothing.

10 AM: *Checks during a meeting under the table*... still nothing.

2 PM: *Checks while pretending to be busy*... nope.

6 PM: *Checks while making dinner*... surprisingly, nothing.

10 PM: *Checks one last time before bed*... you guessed it. NOTHING.

But what if I didn't check that one time? 🤯 You never know, right? 😂 The commitment is real! 😅