You could make that into a short, dramatic crypto tweet like:

> Reason: $BTC OM 😭😭

Sorry baby… I had to choose the bag. 💼💔

Or:

> $BTC OM made me do it 😭😭

Sorry baby… it’s not you, it’s the chart. 📉💔

Want me to give you a few more spicy breakup-with-my-wallet style lines?