I asked a millionaire if $BANANA

will hit $5.

He smiled, leaned back, and stirred his $15 cappuccino. ☕💸

“When I was your age, I bought a coin called $LUCK… it went from $0.50 to $0.05 faster than I could finish my drink.

So sure… $JAGER can hit $5—right after my coffee starts paying me dividends.” 😂🚀