$TREE EVERYONE is apparently staring at this magical money tree ($TREE USDT) like it’s the second coming of Bitcoin. Why? Because it’s ~sUsTaInAbLe~ (unlike your portfolio), promises ~hIgH yIeLdS~ (please ignore the fine print), and has ~lOw FeEs~ (until it doesn’t).

Backed by USDT stability (because nothing says ‘trust us’ like Tether), the chart is ‘BULLISH’ (one green candle in a sea of doom). Plant your $TREE today! Or, you know, watch it ~grow~ into a ~rug pull~.