My brain: 'Just a quick peek at the charts won't hurt.'

My hands: *trembling, hovering over the 'SELL' button*.

My portfolio: *doing its own wild thing*.

Meanwhile, my inner HODL spirit guide is just silently judging me, radiating disappointment from across the digital void. 🧘‍♂️📉🚀 Who else feels this daily existential battle? 😂