🚨 Breaking News 🚨
Prom Crypto just announced their new roadmap…
Step 1: Go down 📉
Step 2: Go further down ⛏️
Step 3: Surprise! Even lower 😭
Why did Prom Crypto investors stop checking the charts? 📊
Because every time they opened it…
Their phone asked, “Are you sure you want to see this?” 😬📱
Prom Crypto is like that ex who said, “Trust me, I’ve changed.” 💔
…Then ghosted your portfolio the next day. 👻💸
If Prom Crypto was a theme park ride 🎢…
It would be called The Down Only Coaster — No safety belts, just vibes. 🐻😂