#CryptoIn401(k)
EGG-CITING BREAKING NEWS! 🥚🚨**
**🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP CRACKS OPEN THE RETIREMENT MARKET LIKE A GIANT EGG!**
**$12.5 TRILLION 401(k) PLANS JUST GOT A CRYPTO SCRAMBLE!** �💰
**EXECUTIVE ORDER SIGNED: YOUR RETIREMENT CAN NOW HODL BITCOIN!** 🚀📈
**THIS IS NOT A DRILL—YOUR 401(k) IS ABOUT TO GET *SUNNY-SIDE UP*!** 🍳🔥