* JD Vance’s team ordered the water levels in Ohio to be raised so he would have ‘ideal kayaking conditions’, report claims *

Yahoo news:

Vice President JD Vance’s team requested that water levels in an Ohio lake be raised so he would enjoy “ideal kayaking conditions” on a birthday outing, according to a report.

Vance was on a family vacation in south-western Ohio last week and spotted by locals canoeing down the Little Miami River on his birthday on August 2.

The vice president’s team requested that Army Corps engineers change the outflow of Caesar Creek Lake, which feeds into the river, to “support safe navigation” of Vance’s security detail, The Guardian reports.

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He's supposed to be the next president of the USA?

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