🛏️ Me: Sleeping peacefully like a billionaire

📈 Binance: “Market is pumping!”

🧠 Traders: “Don’t sleep, we’re going to the moon!”

📉 30 mins later: Market crashes harder than my alarm clock

😴 Me: “Dreams more stable than your charts, bro.”

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