My therapist asked me what my biggest addiction was. I showed her my phone, zoomed in on a 1-minute chart. She just nodded slowly. 📈😅

But then... BAM! A green candle appears and suddenly I'm a financial guru, ready to buy a yacht made of NFTs. 🛥💎

The crypto life chose me. Or maybe I chose the constant adrenaline. Either way, my screen time is through the roof. Send help (and maybe some ETH). 😂