Elon: “Dogecoin is now on the moon!” 🚀
Me: “Cool, now can someone send my portfolio some oxygen?”
Portfolio down 45% but still holding like it’s a family heirloom.
💎🙌 “This coin was passed down from my degen ancestors…”
Binance Launch Pool watching from the sidelines:
🧍♀️“We just wanted you to stake. Not your emotional stability.”
#Dogecoin #CryptoTherapy #BinanceLaunchPool #HoldTight #WenRecovery
