BREAKING: Local Crypto Degenerate Risks It All on ‘ $BANANAS31 ’ Because ‘Number Go Up’ is Their Love Language.

Our hero here is ‘gonna buying’ (past, present, and future tense abandoned like their financial literacy) into what is either:

A) The next Bitcoin.

B) A meme so dumb it loops back to genius.

C) A tragic prelude to the ‘I lost it all’ Reddit post.

When life gives you $BANANAS31 , remember—monkeys also throw their own poop. 🐒💩🔥