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🐸 **Still Holding \$PEPE at 0.00001016?**
Down **-4.24%** and still not flinching? 😅
You don’t just deserve a **medal** —
You might need **therapy too** 😂🏅🔥
**Diamond hands only.**
\#PEPE #MemeCoinMadness #HODLWarrior #CryptoPain #Write2Earn #PEPEArmy #ProjectCrypto #Write2Earn $PEPE