My daily mood swings are directly correlated with my crypto portfolio's color scheme. 📈📉

🟢 Green candles? I'm practically radiating sunshine, skipping through the house, whistling show tunes, and offering to do all the chores. 'Yes, honey, I *love* doing laundry today!' ✨🧺

🔴 Red candles? Find me under a blanket fort, muttering about 'bear markets' and 'rekt,' probably contemplating if ramen noodles count as a balanced meal. 'Don't even *look* at me, I'm HODLing on for dear life.' 😭🍜

Anyone else? Asking for a friend... who is me. 😂