《I opened a 'Time Deposit Convenience Store' on the Blockchain: Treehouse's TREE made me the DeFi Bank President》

Family! I discovered a financial tool that's more worry-free than Yu'ebao—Treehouse's TREE token! This thing has allowed me, a math idiot who can't even calculate compound interest, to open a '24-hour Interest Convenience Store' in the DeFi world 🏪

Real business diary: Last week, I opened my 'Digital Bank' at Treehouse with 1000 USDT:

✅ Fixed annualized return of 7.8%, sweeter than the smiles of the tellers at my local bank

✅ Daily dividends arrive as timely as my smart cat feeder at home

✅ Pledge TREE as a VIP token, transaction fees are discounted even more fiercely than Double Eleven

Confusing behaviors in the financial world:

▪ Traditional finance: Like bargaining in a vegetable market, the more you negotiate, the lower the yield

▪ Treehouse experience: Like buying drinks from a vending machine, clearly priced and fair to all

Real-world evaluation:

👍 Real fragrant moment: Watching daily earnings arrive is even happier than receiving red envelopes

👎 Moment of breakdown: Once during network congestion, my earnings were 'in delivery' like a package

Industry jargon interpretation: TREE has installed an 'ATM' for DeFi, making fixed income as easy as scanning a code to buy bottled water! Pledging TREE now feels like opening a chain convenience store, with each node acting as my ATM 💵

Soul-searching question: If you could design a financial product using TREE, what would you name it?