Here’s a slightly cleaner and more punchy version of your post, keeping the humor intact while improving flow and clarity:
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🛏️ Me: Sleeping like a billionaire
📈 Binance: “Market’s up 3%, you missed the pump!”
😴 Me: “I missed the dump too. Balance, my friend.”
💸 Traders: Holding bags of losses
💤 Me: Holding fluffy pillows
#Creator
