🧑💻 Everyone: “TA charts! Buy signals! Perfect entry points!”
😴 Me: “Just give me a blanket, a pillow, and a clean exit.”
📉 Binance: “You’ve been liquidated!”
🛏️ Me: “Zzz… Wouldn’t know, I sleep through the volatility.”
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BTC
115,016
+1.02%
XRP
2.988
+1.14%
BNB
770.17
+2.58%
