#CFTCCryptoSprint
The Cat Who Trades:
Huma’s Unexpected Crypto Sprint 🐾
Some people have bots. I have #Huma — a soft-pawed, cold-eyed cat with the instincts of a seasoned trader.
One night, as I hesitated to enter the market, she jumped on my desk, stared at the BTC chart, and casually tapped my screen.
Accidental? Maybe.
Profitable? Definitely.
That single swipe triggered a buy at the perfect dip. I watched the candle bounce, but #Huma had already left the room like she knew the job was done.
Now, she’s part of my strategy. When she sits on my laptop — I DCA. When she naps on my ledger — I know to chill.
Who needs alpha when you’ve got whiskers?
Countdown: 0D: 20H: 45M
