Blind Bottom Fishing Trap → "Abyss Elevator: Grab the Ascending Cable When Falling"
To the unjust souls bricking in the 18th layer of hell
The more you add to your position, the faster you fall?
Stop! You are filling the dog owner's treasury! Activate the Anti-Gravity Pyramid — use short sellers' corpses as stepping stones.
Drive the shovel into my palm
You countdown blindfolded, I calculate the panic index at the seven-inch mark.
Afraid of falling to your death? At this moment, volatility < 5% — only act 0.1 seconds before the crash.
Hell Elevator Horror Night
Limit Load 2 Desperate Gamblers
Rewrite your gravity laws in free fall!