$MAGIC MAGIC: Diablo IV Heavy Armor Crushes Wall Street! 200 Epic Equipment Secured on Chain Every Second
This morning, Blizzard's blue post dropped a nuclear bomb—Diablo IV officially connects to the MAGIC chain! Players' warehouses instantly transform into vaults:
⚔️ Equipment Awakening: Legendary chain equipment pledged for $120 million in a single day, axe, shield, sword, and gun become financial heavy armor
🏦 Rate Massacre: Game equipment lending annualized at 0.3%, crushing credit card rates by 160 times
🔥 Deflationary Furnace: 1.7 pieces of equipment go on-chain every second, burning 25,000 MAGIC every hour
Triple Dimensional Strike has taken shape:
1️⃣ Player Arsenal: European college students pledge dark gold equipment to borrow tuition, real-world consumption is first bound to virtual assets
2️⃣ Wall Street Collapse: Internal documents from JPMorgan lament that "game equipment lending devours credit card profits"
3️⃣ Deflationary Nuclear Fusion: Daily destruction equivalent to the energy consumption of 9 Bitcoin mines, annualized deflation rate skyrocketing to 41%
Judgment Day Hourglass: On August 8, PlayStation announced the blockchain integration list!
If MAGIC's tech stack is selected, $3.5 will be the ultimate ammunition depot for the global console war
Next-Gen Declaration: When players use Diablo IV battle axes to pledge for pizza—
MAGIC's lending protocol is melting Wall Street vaults into mosaics, every piece of virtual equipment is growing fangs in the physical world!
No fan explosions, and no blind potion use
All are seeking stable victories, steady progress; those who want to feast, hurry aboard!
SUI TURMP BONK PEPE OM SOL PNUT NEIRO
