🛏️ Me: Snoozing like a billionaire

📈 Binance: “Market’s up 3%! You missed the rally!”

😴 Me: “And the crash. That’s called peace of mind.”

💸 Traders: Clutching red bags

💤 Me: Clutching my comfy pillow

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