๐Ÿ›๏ธ Me: Sleeping like a billionaire

๐Ÿ“ˆ Binance: โ€œMarketโ€™s up 3%! You missed the pump!โ€

๐Ÿ˜ด Me: โ€œI missed the dump too. Thatโ€™s balance, my guy.โ€

๐Ÿ’ธ Traders: Stressing over red candles

๐Ÿ’ค Me: Hugging my pillow and my peace

Not every win needs to be charted โ€” sometimes, sleep is the real alpha. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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