๐๏ธ Me: Sleeping like a billionaire
๐ Binance: โMarketโs up 3%! You missed the pump!โ
๐ด Me: โI missed the dump too. Thatโs balance, my guy.โ
๐ธ Traders: Stressing over red candles
๐ค Me: Hugging my pillow and my peace
Not every win needs to be charted โ sometimes, sleep is the real alpha. ๐