BREAKING: $SPK Coin is about to go from 'who?' to 'why?' in just 4 cents! 🎉 For the low, low price of $0.11, YOU TOO can experience the thrill of watching your money do absolutely nothing while some random on the internet yells 'TO THE MOON!' like a kid who just discovered Red Bull.
Act now before the crowd 'rushes in' and drives the price up to a staggering $0.15— the price of a gumball but with 1000% more regret.
🚨 WARNING: If this 'investment' actually works, I will personally eat a screenshot of this tweet. #DYOR (Don’t Yolo On Rubbish)
This isn’t financial advice, it’s a comedy script. 😂