"My $ETH is on a three-day vacation, and I'm not invited."
"Alright, crypto community, I need some help. My ETH transaction has been 'pending' for three days straight. I'm pretty sure it's not a transaction anymore—it's a hostage situation.
I've checked Etherscan, and it looks like my ETH has decided to take a scenic route, probably stopping for coffee and a light lunch somewhere on the blockchain. It's got a really low gas fee, which I now realize is the equivalent of offering a Lyft driver a five-cent tip for a trip across the country.
So, here's my question: How do I get my digital dollars back from their unscheduled road trip? Do I need to send a search party? Or should I just file a missing persons report with the blockchain police?
All jokes aside, any advice on how to un-stick a transaction that's been in limbo for 72 hours would be a lifesaver. Seriously, my portfolio is getting lonely."
