Binance Alpha 🤡 | The Crypto Market Is Wildin’ Again
Okay seriously…
Is it just me or is the crypto market acting like it just broke up with reality?
Bitcoin out here mood-swinging like it’s in a telenovela.
One minute it’s flying, next minute it’s free-falling like my hopes every time I check my portfolio.
Altcoins?
Half of them look like they were created during a caffeine overdose at 3AM and the other half rug harder than my grandma’s old carpet.
I tried DCA-ing like a responsible adult and the market said:
“Lol cute. Now hold this 15% dip for no reason.”
Meanwhile, some meme coin with a frog logo pumped 10,000% because a YouTuber mentioned it in a dream.
And don’t even get me started on AI tokens.
They talk a big game about changing the world, but their charts look like they’ve already rage-quit.
At this point, I’m not even trading —
I’m just emotionally bonding with my bags and hoping they don’t leave me too.
But hey… if you’re still here, still holding, still somehow sane —
you’re the real Alpha.
Just remember:
DYOR. Don’t get married to green candles. And don’t cry (too much) when the market flips the table... again.