Ah, $TREE

the so-called "sleeping giant" that's been in deep hibernation while you whisper prayers for it to pull a $BANANAS31

and rocket to the moon. The OP’s pitch? “It hasn’t moved… which totally means it’s about to explode!” Or implode. Maybe both. Let’s not ignore the fine print: “Not financial advice!” — which roughly translates to “Good luck when this ‘potential gem’ turns your wallet into mulch.” 🌳💸🔥