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Ah, yes, Bubblemaps, the project that looked at the chaotic mess of blockchain transactions and said, “What if we turned it into a giant bubble bath of drama?” 🫧🛁🧼And honestly, it’s the level of pettiness this space desperately needed.

With @Bubblemaps.io , you can now watch wallets cozy up to each other, form cliques, and dump on you faster than your last “diamond hands” investment. It’s like high school, but with more rugs🏉 and fewer rules. Ever wanted to know that your favorite “decentralized” token is secretly 80% owned by Chad🤐🕵️, his three burner wallets, and his cousin’s cat?
💥Bubblemaps will snitch for you – visually, in pretty little bubbles,🫧 because nothing says “trustless future” like colorful dots 🎆exposing every shady move!!!
(Some would add sniches get stiches, but we are yet to see if this will be the case😂😂😂 )

Let’s face it, Web3 has been full of “transparent projects” that somehow turn invisible right before they vanish😶‍🌫️ with the liquidity pool. Bubblemaps is the tattletale we didn’t know we needed, pointing fingers while we pretend we’re “early investors” 💱💼🎩and not just exit liquidity🫠 🌊waiting to happen.

So yeah, in this twisted crypto soap opera, #bubblemaps isn’t just a tool – it’s the popcorn supplier🥤🍿. And in this market, that’s worth more than alpha.

$BMT


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