#MarketSentimentToday

Today the market went down like my GPA in senior year. Portfolios bleeding red, group chats full of “It’s over bro, I’m quitting crypto, gonna raise chickens in the countryside.” But somehow, overnight magic happened — woke up, checked the charts, and boom — everything green like nothing ever happened. Did the market go to the gym while I was asleep or what?!

That’s crypto for you: cry in the morning, laugh by lunch, and by night you’re mortgaging your house to buy the dip... again.

Tomorrow’s bullish, fam — get ready to FOMO like it’s your full-time job!