Oh look, $OM is back with its daily dose of hopium.

Remember when it hit $7? Yeah, neither does your portfolio.

It’s “just sleeping,” right?

Meanwhile, the usual lineup of “experts, legends, and believers” (aka Twitter meme lords) are hyping it like it’s the next Bitcoin. Spoiler: it’s not.

But sure, keep yelling to the moon while your wallet free-falls into orbit. 💸🚀