Project Crypto: The SEC’s Favorite Frenemy

They said they didn’t trust crypto.

They called it risky, wild, unregulated.

So what did they do?

They launched Project Crypto, a full-on surveillance mission like your ex stalking your Instagram stories.😅🤣😂

Every wallet. Every chain. Every transaction.

They’re watching, analyzing, maybe even FOMOing a little.

What started as a crackdown looks more like an obsession.

Because truth is, even the regulators can’t ignore the revolution.

#ProjectCrypto