Alt Season is Coming. Again. For the 147th time this year.
Just saw a 4h candle kiss the 0.618 Fibonacci level while Jupiter was in retrograde and my cat sneezed twice... bro, it's definitely Alt Season coming now 😲
Also:
Bitcoin dominance down by 0.00001% ✅
Some guy on Twitter said “vibes feel like 2021” ✅
Solana flipped a switch in my dreams ✅
My neighbor’s cousin bought DOGE ✅
RSI on my toaster is oversold ✅
Meanwhile, charts still look like my GPA in 8th grade... falling rapidly.
But trust me bro, this time it’s different.
Just wait till Ethereum breaks below $3,000, Bitcoin taps $80k, CPI hits 0%, ETH ETF gets approved, aliens land, and Elon tweets “altcoin go brrr.” THEN it's happening.
Until then, stay poor I guess?
