$BTC soared past the Moon… cruised by Mars… even made it to Jupiter 🚀

Then suddenly pulled a U-turn and crash-landed back on Earth 🌍😂

📉 Gravity hit hard — even Elon hit unfollow!

😅 Traders staring at charts like they’re watching a thriller...

📲 Wallets reading: “Try Again Later!”

🐳 Meanwhile, whales are feasting: “Ah yes, the crash buffet is served!”

$BTC’s like: “Relax, just testing your emotional stability. Stay tuned!”

BTC

Price: 115,000.94

Change: -3.05%