😩 Lagta Market Mera Ex Ban Gaya Hai – Hamesha Ulta Hi Chalta Hai! 📉📈

Jab main long karta hoon...

👉 Market bolta hai: “Nahi bhai, neeche chalte hain!” 😭

Jab main short karta hoon...

👉 Market: “Upar chalein? Haan chalo, kyun na iski band baja di jaye!” 💀

📊 Aaj ka PNL: -3.19 USD

🤖 Bot trading ka sapna tha "passive income"...

Reality: "actively crying" 😭💸

🔄 Moral of the story:

Market kabhi mummy ki baat nahi sunta, toh hamari kya sunega 😶

Bas dekhte jao, seekhte jao... 💪

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