🚀 $BTC once went to the Moon… then Mars… then Jupiter…
But suddenly took a U-turn and crash-landed on Earth 🌍🤣
📉 Gravity wasn’t kind — even Elon unfollowed it!
😅 Traders checking charts like it’s a horror movie…
📲 Wallets now showing “Try Again Later!”
🐳 Meanwhile whales: “Perfect! We love a good crash buffet!”
😂 BTC be like: “Just testing your emotions, stay tuned!”