“Plant your cash in $TREE — it’ll grow into generational wealth.” 🌳
Months later? I’m here staring at a sad little twig… wondering if it even knows how to photosynthesize. 🥲
💸 Portfolio? Wilting.
🧠 Sanity? Questionable.
💪 Patience? Legendary.
✅ Emotional damage? Thriving.
Holding $TREE isn’t just an investment anymore — it’s a character development arc.
At this point, I deserve a diploma in diamond hands and disappointment. 🎓
