Secret Bitcoin Mining Farm Found Underneath Church in Poland

In a bizarre twist, Polish authorities uncovered a secret Bitcoin $BTC mining operation in the basement of a Catholic church in Kraków. The operation reportedly drained over $150,000 in stolen electricity. Local priests claimed ignorance, but two tech-savvy altar boys have been detained. The miners had over 150 ASIC rigs running silently underground. BTC seized from the scene is being held by Polish police, pending investigation. News has sparked global memes and concern about illegal mining practices spreading to religious institutions. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's hash rate remains unaffected, though the story has gone viral.