😎 Chill guys... and enjoy the post — because understanding Bitcoin shouldn’t feel like studying for a finance exam 📚💀
🤣 What is Bitcoin? (Explained for People Who Google “What is Bitcoin?” Every Week)
1️⃣ Bitcoin is internet money — not fake, just ✨invisible✨ like your gym motivation.
2️⃣ It was created in 2009 by a mystery human (or alien?) called Satoshi Nakamoto, who vanished faster than your salary after Zomato+Swiggy combo.
3️⃣ No banks, no middlemen — just pure trust issues solved by maths.
4️⃣ It runs on blockchain, which is like your nosy neighbor: sees everything, forgets nothing. 👀
5️⃣ Only 21 million Bitcoins exist — rarer than relatives who don’t ask about your salary.
6️⃣ You can buy a piece of it — even ₹50 worth — and feel like a part-time millionaire.
7️⃣ It moves up and down more than your sleep cycle. 📈📉
8️⃣ Use it to send money, invest, or confuse your parents.
9️⃣ Some call it “digital gold,” others call it “bro don’t do it.”
🔟 But one thing’s for sure — it’s not going away anytime soon.
💬 What’s your Bitcoin vibe: Investor? Trader? Just here for memes? Tell me below! ⬇️