Right, so, 'cryptocurrency.' They tell me it's money. But it's not money you can actually hold. It's just... data. Floating about in the ether, like all my better intentions. Apparently, it's 'secure.' Secure from what? From happiness? From any semblance of sanity? Just imagine, you’ll be trying to pay for a pint with a QR code, and the barman will look at you like you've just crawled out of a particularly damp bog. Welcome to the future. It’s digital, and it’s deeply annoying.$BTC