🚀 “Newbie Diaries”. Day 1
I’m the kinda rookie who googled “blockchain meaning” last month and still pressed BUY on:
- 1 $SOL $182 (because orange coin too pricey)
- 0.005 $ETH - dumped half at $3 770, stalking $3 860 for the rest.
What’s moving $ETH right now?
- 17 straight days of net inflows into spot ETH ETFs 👉🏻 institutions doing the dip-shopping for us.
- Validator exit queue tops $2 B after a monster rall 👉🏻 some stake-lords are eyeing profit, so expect mini pullbacks.
- Chart nerds (yes, I’m learning) just spotted an inverse H&S pointing to $6 K if momentum survives. 
- Buzz-kill: SEC punted BlackRock’s ETF tweak to late Aug 👉🏻 headline FUD window is open.
⏩ My totally-not-financial-advice forecast
Horizon: Next 4️⃣8️⃣ h
• Bullish path 👉🏻 Break $3 880, quick jab at $4 000
• Bearish “ouch” 👉🏻 Lose $3 600, wick down to $3 450
• My rookie game-plan 👉🏻 Sell the remaining 0.0025 ETH between $3 860-3 900, rebuy any panic dip
Horizon: 2️⃣-6️⃣weeks
• Bullish path 👉🏻 Weekly close ≥ $4 000 opens target $4 250-4 600
• Bearish “ouch” 👉🏻 Weekly slip < $3 300 points to a $3 050 retest
• My rookie game-plan 👉🏻 DCA tiny bites on every 10-15 % drop; objective = grow bag to 0.02 ETH
Horizon: End-2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣
• Bullish path 👉🏻 ETF demand + supply squeeze could shoot for $6 000
• Bearish “ouch” 👉🏻 Macro rug or heavy unlocks could stall around $3 000
• My rookie game-plan 👉🏻 Stay solvent, keep journaling, and adapt as I learn
I’ll track every win and FOMO swing right here: roast me in the comments, drop your own target so I can screen-cap it later 😂
