Got it! Here are a few meme-style captions depending on the vibe you're going for:

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🔥 Savage:

Those who only trade $BTC:

“Real crypto doesn't have cartoons.”

Meanwhile, $BOB holders turning memes into mansions 😂🚀

#BTCmaxiStillWaiting #MemeCoinsPrinting

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😂 Funny:

Those who only trade $BTC:

📉 Missed $SHIB

📉 Missed $PEPE

📉 Now ignoring $BOB

Consistency is key 🤷‍♂️

#RespectTheMaxi #ButAlsoTheBag

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😎 Chill & Confident:

Those who only trade $BTC

C:

Safe. Slow. Steady.

But we’re here for chaos, memes, and 100x dreams 🐵💸

#BTCIsGold #BOBIsGoldRush

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Want a version that roasts harder? Or one that includes charts or emojis like 🚀📉🐸?