Daily Laugh Points
- Newcomer in Crypto: Newcomer Xiao Li excitedly told his friend, "I finally bought a token that surged today!" His friend asked, "Which one?" Xiao Li replied dejectedly, "The one I bought yesterday."
- Crypto Mindset: Old Wang told his friend, "Trading crypto has improved my mindset." His friend curiously asked, "How so?" Old Wang laughed, "I used to get angry if someone owed me a dollar, but now I can lose ten thousand in a day without blinking."
- Crypto Doctor: Newcomer Xiao Zhang went to see a doctor and said, "Doctor, I lost a lot trading crypto recently, what should I do?" The doctor asked, "How did you buy?" Xiao Zhang replied, "I bought whatever was rising well." The doctor sighed, "This ailment can't be cured, just drink more hot water."
- Crypto Love: Xiao Ming told his girlfriend, "My love for you is as steadfast as my faith in crypto." His girlfriend, touched, asked, "Will you love me forever?" Xiao Ming cried, "I love... but I will still lose."
- Crypto Lies: Old Li boasted to his friend, "I bought a meme coin, and it surged by 20% today!" His friend asked in surprise, "Which meme coin is so amazing?" Old Li sighed, "The one in my dreams."
