Family! Ailes is making me laugh so hard my wig is splitting!
Trump's second son Eric suddenly resurrected this morning, retweeting big shots on Twitter and shouting: "ETH must be worth 8000 bucks! Totally agree!"
But when we opened the market, ETH was still hanging at 3700 like a ghost! The dog stock just needs to carve the words 'fool' on the K-line!
Trump-certified magical reality
In Eric's eyes, ETH: clad in golden armor, stepping on a rainbow cloud, worth 8000 bucks!
In the eyes of old friends, ETH: has been hanging at 3700 for 3 days, and the big player is still secretly shorting at 3729!
Ailes' sharp comments: "The Trump family must have learned valuation from Pinduoduo—cut one knife and it remains 8000!"
The dog's underworld operation (technical ghost stories)
"Wyckoff purchasing" drawing a big pie: The chart looks like a treasure map, but the main force buried a mine at 3729.74!
"M2 currency benchmark" ghost logic: By this calculation, my neighborhood pancake fruit should have been sold for 500 bucks long ago!
Ailes' bold statement: "Trusting Trump for trading coins is not as good as trusting I am Qin Shi Huang—V me 50 and you can be the pool governor!"
Tonight's hilarious battle guide
Surge script:
If ETH really gets blasted up to 3760 by Trump's mouth, don't rush to bow to the second son!
Staring at the MACD golden cross, check if it's charged, if not, shout at the big player to change the battery!
Escaping the crash:
Break 3700 and run! This price level is weaker than Trump's wig!
Want to catch the bottom? Wait for Ailes to drop the (cool cool) BGM when it hits 3640!
Ailes' closing remarks as a comedian
Family! Trusting Trump for trading coins is not as good as trusting Ailes' orange cat!
(It slapped the long position yesterday, and this morning the litter box skyrocketed by 30!)
Follow to avoid getting lost! Tonight I'll teach you how to use a toilet plunger to pull K-lines!
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