#CryptoClarityAct — Congress Finally Googled “Crypto” 🧐
📜 Wait... They’re Trying to Regulate Responsibly?!
In a rare moment of alignment, U.S. lawmakers introduced the Crypto Clarity Act, aiming to finally define what counts as a security vs. a commodity in crypto.
Yes, they might actually read the whitepapers now! 🤯
😂 Highlights:
🧑⚖️ “Code is law... unless Congress says otherwise.”
📉 Memecoins are sweating.
🤷♂️ Ripple lawyers: “Took you long enough.”
🪙 Why It’s Kinda Cool:
Clear rules = less FUD = more moon missions.
Maybe Uncle Sam just wants a slice of the Satoshi pie. 🥧
#CryptoClarityAct #CryptoRegulation #CryptoLaw #SECvsCFTC #Bitcoin #BinanceSquare #HODL #WhenMoon 🌝📜🧠
