Weather forecast for Bitcoin for the upcoming week 💥📉
Dear investors, holders, and those who once bought 0.00003 $BTC in 2017 – it’s time for our weekly cryptocurrency horoscope! 🔮💸
Monday – Bitcoin gets up on the wrong side of the bed, grumbles a bit, but overall is calm. A drop of 1% because someone tweeted that "it's already over."
Tuesday – a sudden rise of 3% because Elon posted a meme with a dog and laser eyes again 🐶🔴🔴. Traders on TikTok are dancing with joy.
Wednesday – correction. Bitcoin remembers that it was doing too well. It drops by 2% because some analyst said, "it's a bubble." The same one who has been saying that since 2013.
Thursday – surprise! The Chinese ministry supposedly banned cryptocurrencies for the 74th time. The price drops by 4%, everyone pretends to be surprised.
Friday – rebound! A fund from the USA comes in and buys like crazy. BTC bounces back like a ball and goes up +5%. Reddit announces that "this is just the beginning."
Weekend – chaos. Alts are going wild, and Bitcoin is moving sideways, as if it's on vacation. People say, "something is brewing." What? No one knows. But "something."
📊 Conclusion? As usual: Bitcoin will behave irrationally, emotionally, and a bit like you after 5 coffees – but everyone will still watch it with hope that it will fly to the Moon. 🌕🚀