🐧 Pengu? Mooning.
🍣 Sushi? Waking from the dead.
💸 XRP? Still somehow rising while being sued.
Meanwhile, you're reading whitepapers and using DeFi dashboards like it actually matters.
Maybe the real alpha was chaos all along. 🤷♂️
💬 Tag that one friend who “just YOLO’d into Pengu and 5x’d”.
❤️ Like if your DCA plan feels like a joke now.
🔁 Share if you’re officially switching to random vibes investing.
